The Sanderson Gazette - 2010-04-26 - Draft Lottery Results 2010
In this issue: The eagerly-awaited draft lottery results! Also, a potential Blingaleague international outing?
Draft Lottery
I ran the draft lottery tonight, as I was getting tired of being in possession of both (a) my computer and (b) a leaguemember to witness the program run. I trust that you all trust me, as I am very trustworthy.
The following is the official draft order for round one of the 2010 Blingaleague Draft:
Adam Pulley
Mark Babel
Pat Gawne
Allen Clark
Mike Romor
Dave Fultz
Ed Gross
Kevin Pattermann
Rob Gross
Derrek Drenckpohl
Nick Warren
Matt Harrison
As always, even-numbered rounds will have a reverse order.
Draft Update
The last Sunday of the offseason is September 5th. While I'm not going to make the futile attempt to hammer down a draft date now, I would appreciate it if you guys could let me know any weekends in the weeks leading up until then as soon as you can.
Keepers Update
Expect keeper emails starting around the Fourth of July. Keepers will be declared in order of league finish (Matt-Rabbit-Derrek-Rob-Kevin-Ed-Allen-Pat-Mark-Mike-Dave-Adam).
Weekly Awards
Team Blangums: Chalk prevails, as Pulley cashes in on his also-ran-best 28% chance of winning the first pick.
Slapped Heartbeat: On the flip side, Dave can't cash in on his second-best 36% chance of getting a top-two pick, slipping all the way to #6. To rub salt on this wound, there was only an 11% chance of him getting the sixth pick.
Start of the Week: For the first time in its short history, the Blingaleague expects all twelve owners to return in the fall. (Please, let me know if this is not the case, ASAP.)
Misplay of the Week: Dave, for nearly every decision over the past three years.
Closing Thoughts
As many of you may know, the Bears are scheduled to play a game in the untrustworthy nation of Canada! They visit the parking-garage-deficient city of Toronto to take on the Buffalo Bills on November 7th. Personally, I think it would be fun to get a group together to get tickets and travel to Toronto for this game. Even better if it includes a trip to NASA, where one Blingaleague member drew props for his role in a dance-off.
Would anyone be up for such a trip?
Commissionerally yours,
-Ed