The Sanderson Gazette - 2012-04-27 - Wise Like a Frog

Since the NFL draft is currently in full swing, it's time we learned what our draft order will be.

Richie and Mike S, enjoy your first issue of the fabled Sanderson Gazette. (They usually aren't this short, and are much more entertaining.)

Draft Lottery Results

To begin, here were the odds for getting the first pick:

Mike S: 19.26%

Richie: 19.26%

Dave: 18.38%

Pat: 12.34%

Pulley: 12.04%

Mike R: 7.42%

Kevin: 7.30%

Babel: 4.00%

And, the results:

Pat makes up for a few years of poor lottery luck by snagging the first overall pick! And Dave didn't wind up with the sixth pick this year; he slots in at #5. Richie is screwed the most, falling all the way to seventh.

* Full draft order *

  1. Pat

  2. Mike S

  3. Kevin

  4. Mike R

  5. Dave

  6. Babel

  7. Richie

  8. Pulley

  9. Derrek

  10. Allen

  11. Rob

  12. Ed

  13. Matt

  14. Rabbit

As always, this order is reversed in the even-numbered rounds.

Closing Thoughts

This week, Allen decided my spirit animal was a frog. A wise frog, to be specific.

His, of course, is a lemur.

Go Bears,

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