2012 Season
Blingabowl V: Matt def. Babel
| W | L | W% | Points | Exp. W | Exp. % | All-Play | PA | SOS | Blangums | SH | Streak | Playoffs | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Rabbit b | 12 | 1 | 0.923 | 1,438.64 | 8.85 | 0.680 | 0.722 | 1,180.47 | -12.7% | 1 | 0 | W5 | 3rd place |
| 2 | Matt b | 11 | 2 | 0.846 | 1,514.44 | 9.82 | 0.755 | 0.728 | 1,117.06 | -21.6% | 2 | 0 | W7 | Blingabowl V champion |
| 3 | Mike R. x | 11 | 2 | 0.846 | 1,477.68 | 9.32 | 0.717 | 0.746 | 1,197.77 | -4.0% | 5 | 0 | L1 | 6th place |
| 4 | Ed x | 8 | 5 | 0.615 | 1,326.87 | 7.18 | 0.552 | 0.533 | 1,235.45 | -7.0% | 1 | 0 | L2 | 4th place |
| 5 | Derrek x | 8 | 5 | 0.615 | 1,270.13 | 7.07 | 0.544 | 0.598 | 1,236.99 | +2.0% | 0 | 1 | W1 | 5th place |
| 6 | Babel x | 6 | 7 | 0.462 | 1,256.98 | 6.43 | 0.494 | 0.497 | 1,354.99 | +18.5% | 1 | 1 | W1 | 2nd place |
| 7 | Dave | 6 | 7 | 0.462 | 1,238.76 | 6.22 | 0.478 | 0.479 | 1,239.00 | -4.6% | 1 | 1 | L3 | |
| 8 | Allen | 6 | 7 | 0.462 | 1,232.33 | 5.75 | 0.442 | 0.402 | 1,237.97 | -3.9% | 1 | 0 | L1 | |
| 9 | Schertz | 5 | 8 | 0.385 | 1,190.96 | 5.79 | 0.446 | 0.414 | 1,194.51 | -11.2% | 1 | 3 | W3 | |
| 10 | Kevin | 5 | 8 | 0.385 | 1,116.90 | 4.88 | 0.376 | 0.385 | 1,241.03 | -5.8% | 0 | 2 | W2 | |
| 11 | Pat | 5 | 8 | 0.385 | 997.63 | 3.97 | 0.305 | 0.290 | 1,197.32 | -12.3% | 0 | 3 | L1 | |
| 12 | Pulley | 4 | 9 | 0.308 | 1,151.34 | 5.01 | 0.385 | 0.361 | 1,334.06 | +13.9% | 0 | 0 | L4 | |
| 13 | Rob | 3 | 10 | 0.231 | 1,271.53 | 6.80 | 0.523 | 0.556 | 1,466.59 | +33.6% | 0 | 0 | W1 | |
| 14 | Richie | 1 | 12 | 0.077 | 1,054.21 | 3.93 | 0.302 | 0.290 | 1,305.19 | +15.1% | 0 | 2 | L12 |
Keepers
| Allen | Drew Brees (1st) | Marshawn Lynch (12th) |
| Babel | Calvin Johnson (1st) | Michael Vick (7th) |
| Dave | Darren Sproles (13th) | Cam Newton (14th) |
| Derrek | Larry Fitzgerald (2nd) | Darren McFadden (7th) |
| Ed | Ryan Mathews (3rd) | Brandon Marshall (4th) |
| Kevin | Vernon Davis (4th) | Victor Cruz (9th) |
| Matt | Jimmy Graham (9th) | DeMarco Murray (12th) |
| Mike R. | Fred Jackson (5th) | Jordy Nelson (9th) |
| Pat | Jay Cutler (9th) | Dustin Keller (11th) |
| Pulley | Julio Jones (6th) | Antonio Brown (9th) |
| Rabbit | Arian Foster (3rd) | A.J. Green (7th) |
| Richie | none | |
| Rob | Aaron Rodgers (1st) | Rob Gronkowski (6th) |
| Schertz | none |
Draft
| Pick | Overall | Team | Player | Position |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.01 | 1 | Pat | Ray Rice | RB |
| 1.02 | 2 | Schertz | LeSean McCoy | RB |
| 1.03 | 3 | Kevin | Tom Brady | QB |
| 1.04 | 4 | Mike R. | Chris Johnson | RB |
| 1.05 | 5 | Dave | Matt Forte | RB |
| 1.06 | 6 | Babel | Calvin Johnson K | WR |
| 1.07 | 7 | Richie | Andre Johnson | WR |
| 1.08 | 8 | Pulley | Matthew Stafford | QB |
| 1.09 | 9 | Derrek | Adrian Peterson | RB |
| 1.10 | 10 | Allen | Drew Brees K | QB |
| 1.11 | 11 | Rob | Aaron Rodgers K | QB |
| 1.12 | 12 | Ed | Steven Jackson | RB |
| 1.13 | 13 | Matt | Jamaal Charles | RB |
| 1.14 | 14 | Rabbit | Maurice Jones-Drew | RB |
| 2.01 | 15 | Rabbit | Roddy White | WR |
| 2.02 | 16 | Matt | Trent Richardson | RB |
| 2.03 | 17 | Ed | Greg Jennings | WR |
| 2.04 | 18 | Rob | Frank Gore | RB |
| 2.05 | 19 | Allen | Wes Welker | WR |
| 2.06 | 20 | Derrek | Larry Fitzgerald K | WR |
| 2.07 | 21 | Pulley | Mike Wallace | WR |
| 2.08 | 22 | Richie | Ahmad Bradshaw | RB |
| 2.09 | 23 | Babel | Michael Turner | RB |
| 2.10 | 24 | Dave | Marques Colston | WR |
| 2.11 | 25 | Mike R. | Demaryius Thomas | WR |
| 2.12 | 26 | Kevin | Steve Smith, Sr. | WR |
| 2.13 | 27 | Schertz | Doug Martin | RB |
| 2.14 | 28 | Pat | Reggie Bush | RB |
| Full 2012 draft |
Trades
Matt received:
- Roy Helu - from Rob - keeper cost: 4th
- Kenny Britt - from Rob - keeper cost: 5th
Rob received:
- Titus Young - from Matt - keeper cost: 7th
- Rashad Jennings - from Matt - keeper cost: 8th
Dave received:
- Andre Brown - from Ed - keeper cost: 9th
- Martellus Bennett - from Ed - keeper cost: 9th
Ed received:
- Marques Colston - from Dave - keeper cost: 2nd
- Scott Chandler - from Dave - keeper cost: 9th
Pulley received:
- Aaron Rodgers - from Rob - keeper cost: 1st
- Dwayne Bowe - from Rob - keeper cost: 3rd
- Ben Tate - from Rob - keeper cost: 6th
- Matt Hasselbeck - from Rob - keeper cost: 9th
Rob received:
- Matthew Stafford - from Pulley - keeper cost: 1st
- Antonio Brown - from Pulley - keeper cost: 7th
- Andy Dalton - from Pulley - keeper cost: 9th
- Mikel LeShoure - from Pulley - keeper cost: 9th
Matt received:
- Andre Johnson - from Richie - keeper cost: 1st
- Ahmad Bradshaw - from Richie - keeper cost: 2nd
Richie received:
- Darrius Heyward-Bey - from Matt - keeper cost: 8th
- DeMarco Murray - from Matt - keeper cost: 10th
Ed received:
- Ray Rice - from Pat - keeper cost: 1st
- Anquan Boldin - from Pat - keeper cost: 8th
Pat received:
- Ryan Mathews - from Ed - keeper cost: 1st
- Reggie Wayne - from Ed - keeper cost: 5th
Kevin received:
- Tony Romo - from Rabbit - keeper cost: 4th
- Alfred Morris - from Rabbit - keeper cost: 9th
Rabbit received:
- Tom Brady - from Kevin - keeper cost: 1st
- Vernon Davis - from Kevin - keeper cost: 2nd
Dave received:
- Frank Gore - from Rob - keeper cost: 2nd
- Heath Miller - from Rob - keeper cost: 9th
- James Jones - from Rob - keeper cost: 9th
Rob received:
- C.J. Spiller - from Dave - keeper cost: 5th
- Martellus Bennett - from Dave - keeper cost: 9th
- Mike Williams - from Dave - keeper cost: 9th
The Sanderson Gazette
- 2012-04-27 - Wise Like a Frog
- 2012-07-29 - Conservative, But Risky
- 2012-08-03 - 01000010 01001100 01001001 01001110 01000111 01010101 01001101 01010011 00100001
- 2012-08-13 - Don't Do What Donny Don't Does
- 2012-08-22 - Bernie and JuJu and the Case of the Stolen Kicker
- 2012-09-04 - Under the Gun
- 2012-09-11 - Verdance Like No One's Watching
- 2012-09-19 - Onward and Upward
- 2012-09-26 - Like He's One of the Family
- 2012-10-03 - Move Over, D
- 2012-10-10 - The Fearsome Foursome
- 2012-10-17 - Stuff Your Sorries in a Sack
- 2012-10-24 - A Blingaleague Divided
- 2012-10-31 - Do the Move with the Quirky Jerk
- 2012-11-07 - Two Fultzes are Better Than One
- 2012-11-14 - Reliably Unreliable
- 2012-11-21 - Two by Two
- 2012-11-28 - Late, Dramatic
- 2012-12-05 - You Say Spoiler, I Say Savior
- 2012-12-11 - Moving Right Along
- 2012-12-20 - Turnaround
- 2012-12-26 - Conclusive