2016 Season (through week 9)
2016 full season
Blingabowl IX: Kevin def. Rabbit
| W | L | W% | Points | Exp. W | Exp. % | All-Play | PA | SOS | Blangums | SH | Streak | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kevin | 8 | 1 | 0.889 | 999.34 | 5.99 | 0.666 | 0.701 | 795.99 | -30.8% | 2 | 0 | W6 |
| 2 | Pulley | 6 | 3 | 0.667 | 1,001.26 | 5.80 | 0.645 | 0.658 | 826.58 | -21.8% | 2 | 1 | W2 |
| 3 | Rabbit | 5 | 4 | 0.556 | 980.58 | 5.61 | 0.624 | 0.581 | 902.86 | +5.4% | 0 | 0 | W4 |
| 4 | Dave | 5 | 4 | 0.556 | 973.17 | 5.47 | 0.608 | 0.615 | 843.70 | -13.4% | 0 | 0 | L1 |
| 5 | Rob | 5 | 4 | 0.556 | 930.11 | 5.05 | 0.561 | 0.556 | 915.70 | +8.8% | 0 | 0 | L3 |
| 6 | Ed | 5 | 4 | 0.556 | 924.12 | 5.04 | 0.561 | 0.538 | 924.74 | +11.6% | 0 | 0 | W1 |
| 7 | Pat | 5 | 4 | 0.556 | 785.56 | 3.04 | 0.338 | 0.342 | 768.43 | -40.0% | 0 | 2 | W3 |
| 8 | Schertz | 4 | 5 | 0.444 | 940.58 | 5.08 | 0.565 | 0.581 | 961.03 | +16.9% | 1 | 0 | L2 |
| 9 | Matt | 4 | 5 | 0.444 | 916.71 | 4.79 | 0.533 | 0.547 | 925.99 | +6.7% | 2 | 1 | W1 |
| 10 | Babel | 4 | 5 | 0.444 | 853.31 | 3.83 | 0.425 | 0.453 | 978.82 | +26.1% | 1 | 0 | W1 |
| 11 | Allen | 4 | 5 | 0.444 | 847.20 | 3.74 | 0.416 | 0.444 | 862.46 | -13.1% | 1 | 1 | L1 |
| 12 | Richie | 4 | 5 | 0.444 | 817.21 | 3.30 | 0.367 | 0.316 | 912.61 | -0.0% | 0 | 1 | L4 |
| 13 | Mike R. | 2 | 7 | 0.222 | 804.42 | 3.24 | 0.360 | 0.325 | 1,000.53 | +31.0% | 0 | 1 | L1 |
| 14 | Derrek | 2 | 7 | 0.222 | 792.08 | 2.99 | 0.332 | 0.342 | 946.21 | +12.5% | 0 | 2 | L5 |
Keepers
| Allen | Russell Wilson (2nd) | Jordan Reed (9th) |
| Babel | Doug Martin (6th) | C.J. Anderson (7th) |
| Dave | Devonta Freeman (5th) | Jeremy Langford (9th) |
| Derrek | Allen Robinson II (4th) | Josh Gordon (11th) |
| Ed | Odell Beckham, Jr. (7th) | Kelvin Benjamin (9th) |
| Kevin | David Johnson (9th) | Doug Baldwin (9th) |
| Matt | Julio Jones (1st) | Cam Newton (4th) |
| Mike R. | Dez Bryant (1st) | Dion Lewis (9th) |
| Pat | Mike Wallace (5th) | Matthew Stafford (7th) |
| Pulley | Tom Brady (6th) | Carlos Hyde (7th) |
| Rabbit | LeSean McCoy (2nd) | Donte Moncrief (10th) |
| Richie | Rob Gronkowski (1st) | Thomas Rawls (9th) |
| Rob | DeAndre Hopkins (2nd) | Todd Gurley II (3rd) |
| Schertz | Antonio Brown (1st) | Ben Roethlisberger (6th) |
Draft
| Pick | Overall | Team | Player | Position |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.01 | 1 | Dave | A.J. Green | WR |
| 1.02 | 2 | Allen | Ezekiel Elliott | RB |
| 1.03 | 3 | Babel | Adrian Peterson | RB |
| 1.04 | 4 | Derrek | Le'Veon Bell | RB |
| 1.05 | 5 | Kevin | Amari Cooper | WR |
| 1.06 | 6 | Rabbit | Lamar Miller | RB |
| 1.07 | 7 | Ed | Mike Evans | WR |
| 1.08 | 8 | Pat | Aaron Rodgers | QB |
| 1.09 | 9 | Mike R. | Dez Bryant K | WR |
| 1.10 | 10 | Matt | Julio Jones K | WR |
| 1.11 | 11 | Richie | Rob Gronkowski K | TE |
| 1.12 | 12 | Rob | Brandon Marshall | WR |
| 1.13 | 13 | Schertz | Antonio Brown K | WR |
| 1.14 | 14 | Pulley | Jordy Nelson | WR |
| 2.01 | 15 | Pulley | Jamaal Charles | RB |
| 2.02 | 16 | Schertz | T.Y. Hilton | WR |
| 2.03 | 17 | Rob | DeAndre Hopkins K | WR |
| 2.04 | 18 | Richie | Alshon Jeffery | WR |
| 2.05 | 19 | Matt | Mark Ingram II | RB |
| 2.06 | 20 | Mike R. | Keenan Allen | WR |
| 2.07 | 21 | Pat | Eddie Lacy | RB |
| 2.08 | 22 | Ed | Matt Forte | RB |
| 2.09 | 23 | Rabbit | LeSean McCoy K | RB |
| 2.10 | 24 | Kevin | Sammy Watkins | WR |
| 2.11 | 25 | Derrek | Brandin Cooks | WR |
| 2.12 | 26 | Babel | Randall Cobb | WR |
| 2.13 | 27 | Allen | Russell Wilson K | QB |
| 2.14 | 28 | Dave | Demaryius Thomas | WR |
| Full 2016 draft |
Trades
Ed received:
- Andy Dalton - from Pulley - keeper cost: 10th
Dave received:
- Jay Cutler - from Kevin - keeper cost: 12th
Kevin received:
- Alex Smith - from Dave - keeper cost: 12th
Ed received:
- Todd Gurley II - from Rob - keeper cost: 1st
- Cole Beasley - from Rob - keeper cost: 9th
Rob received:
- Larry Fitzgerald - from Ed - keeper cost: 4th
- Kelvin Benjamin - from Ed - keeper cost: 7th
Dave received:
- Tyler Eifert - from Mike R. - keeper cost: 6th
Mike R. received:
- Terrelle Pryor, Sr. - from Dave - keeper cost: 9th
Ed received:
- Gary Barnidge - from Rabbit - keeper cost: 6th
Rabbit received:
- Ty Montgomery - from Ed - keeper cost: 9th
The Sanderson Gazette
- 2016-06-22 - [Insert Clever Headline Here]
- 2016-08-09 - Top of the Ninth
- 2016-09-07 - Events Transpired
- 2016-09-14 - Enhancements
- 2016-09-21 - Hashtag
- 2016-09-28 - Doubtful (Sandwich)
- 2016-10-05 - The Beautiful Homeless
- 2016-10-12 - Last Gillasp
- 2016-10-19 - Happy Birthday, Pulley
- 2016-10-26 - Understandable
- 2016-11-02 - Tell Your Friends
- 2016-11-09 - Ugh
- 2016-11-16 - Are you serious?
- 2016-11-23 - Six or Seven
- 2016-11-29 - Logjam
- 2016-12-07 - Rejection
- 2016-12-14 - The Best is Ready to Begin
- 2016-12-21 - Showdown
- 2016-12-28 - Sandy Meets His Maker